Decide to be a victim, either...
Fight KICKING and screaming when they take you to the secondary crime scene. Better yet, foil the primary crime scene by ruining the bad guy's day.
Hat tip to Snarkybites
Raising the Bar - What comes after the motorcycle? How about this? Not that it's a new idea, by any means. They used to race them, in a tandem setup.
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