Decide to be a victim, either...
Fight KICKING and screaming when they take you to the secondary crime scene. Better yet, foil the primary crime scene by ruining the bad guy's day.
Hat tip to Snarkybites
Friday Gun Porn: Kriss Vector - I remain intrigued by these. Maybe because they are showing up in so many *Movies*! *--I will get one eventually.*
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