Monday, September 14, 2009

One Last Thing

One last thing before I succumb to this H1N1 virus and shuffle off this mortal coil.

Trollop wants to go to a pumpkin holocaust, but by the time November rolls around I'll be dead dead dead in the cold cold cold ground.

Does anyone know of a similar event as THIS that Saucy Trollop could attend? The woman REALLY hates pumpkins after November First.


The Armed Canadian said...

You could always go to Punkin Chunkin and see the evil orange globes get hurled and destroyed in a variety of fun, medieval ways.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Trollop doesn't HATE punkins, per se. She doesn't mind when they meet their splatty end, but she wants to be the one handing out Gourd justce, 12 gauge style.