I gots the Swine Flu!
Probably be dead by tomorrow morning. Tuesday if I am really lucky.
Which one of you deserves my stuff, and why?
Seriously! And "I'm your buddy the gun enthusiast and you wouldn't be where you are today if it weren't for me," or "I'm your BROTHER!" isn't gonna cut it. "Where do you want me to ship this 5 pounds of Pig Candy? And I only want the Springfield and the Colt," is a better tactic. At least I'll die full of bacon.
This phenomena is common with players of MMORPGs. A guy plays for a long time and get's sick of the game and wants to go cold turkey. He talks about this disillusionment with his online friends. "Hey, Mom is getting sick of me stealing her credit card and the basement is starting to stink of my BO. I'm gonna quit playing EverWorldofCamelotWarsConanJedi and get a job."
Someone always says: "Can I have all your stuff?"
This is that.
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