Turns out, I'm ok.
It wasn't Swine Flu as I am still alive. Since Swine Flu has a mortality rate of 116% (I am going by numbers/estimates of the Mainstream Media) I must have had something else.
Maybe it was just gas.
Sorry for those of you vultures that had your eyes on my gear. I bet you feel kinda silly NOW, huh? All that money spent on voodoo doll hocus pocus was for naught.
Wh00t! - No more I/V antibiotics, yay hooray! PICC line comes out on Monday.
3 hours ago