Turns out, I'm ok.
It wasn't Swine Flu as I am still alive. Since Swine Flu has a mortality rate of 116% (I am going by numbers/estimates of the Mainstream Media) I must have had something else.
Maybe it was just gas.
Sorry for those of you vultures that had your eyes on my gear. I bet you feel kinda silly NOW, huh? All that money spent on voodoo doll hocus pocus was for naught.
BREAKING: US Army Introduces New Enhanced Performance Magazine for M4/M16 Series Rifles - [image: The EPM (left) alongside the older tan, green, and black follower 30 round USGI magazines.]The US Army has taken one more step towards further im...
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