Uh oh

White House plans for bowling alley upgrades abruptly canceled

I guess they found Nixon's Gold.  I knew he hid it around the White House somewhere.  Makes sense he'd put it there.  Hillary is gonna be SO peeved she didn't have the chance to find it in 2017.

It's the only real explanation why the renovation was suddenly halted.  Plus dealing with all the curses and bains that Dick put on the seals to the burial chamber.  You gotta handle that stuff delicately.  Hate to have to call in an Old Priest and a Young Priest to do a Whitehouse exorcism.  AGAIN.