"Bound Oklahoma man found decapitated; Police suspect suicide."
Can you do Sudden Jihadi Syndrome on yourself, while your hands and feet are tied?
In today's episode of "The Internet Was A Mistake"...
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I'm calling bullish*t on suicide.
If you are ever going to kill yourself, hang your self with piano wire, jumping from a high place. Before jumping, superglue your hands to your cheeks. The wire will decapitate you. When your remains are found the police will think you pulled off your own head. Pretty bad ass way to go.
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