You know what grinds my gears?

Lollygaggers.

People that just lumber about, on foot or driving.  Move like your life has a purpose to it.  I bet if I lit your clothes on fire you'd move with a quickness.

"But T-Bolt, my life doesn't have a purpose!"  That's fine.  Just fake it til you make it.  Or stay out of the way of others.