Which one is real which is fake? I knew right away, but I have advantages that most reporters don't have. This is close up. At a greater distance and moving around and in a hand I don't know how a cop would instantly spot a fake in time to not have already acted on the assumption it is real.
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The story got over-shadowed by the guy in the panda onesie outside a Bawlmer TV studio with a suicide vest with candy bars instead of dynamite upset about Bernie losing Maryland or something. He also got winged by the cops for the trouble because at a distance, that could be Semtex. What a world we live in. They oughta sell tickets.
[Correction: HEDGEHOG onesie. I regret the error. -ed.]
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'Onesie' That doesn't look right.
I've owned several of that model and still couldn't tell from a distance. The kid is lucky he's not dead.
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