Saturday, July 10, 2010

Zombie Jazzercise?

Zombie exercise class. People motivated to get in shape by a 'fear of the coming Zombacalypse' take the class.

The money quote? "Nobody actually comes to class because they really believe in zombies," Gatz said.

Sure. Nobody.

But it beats Jazzercise.

Their is an in class argument on the value of sprint exercises. The theory is that the coming Troubles will be filled with slow Shamblor type Zeds. Well, the world isn't full of JUST zombie threats in this scenario. You often have to worry about OTHER survivors, and sprinting from them can be valuable. There is always some biker gang causing no end of problem for the Good Guys.

And this is being done in suburb of Chicago. Plenty of zombies, plenty of Bad Guy uninfected.


Home on the Range said...

Zombie Rule No. (was it 2?)


JB Miller said...

"If you're ready for the zombie apocalypse, you're ready for anything,"