So it's been about 140 years since my paternal ancestors left our family's ancestral homeland in the shadow of the Alps and near the shores of the Bodensee. We were a simple people. Herdsmen and cheesemakers. The one time impressed into Napolean's Grande Armee for a little stroll to Moscow. And a bit of a jog back. But great great great great great grandpa (grosse grosse grosse grosse grosse Opa) made it back, at least.
I wonder how my long lost cousins are doing now, back in the old country?
Oh. I see. Maybe there was a reason our family left.
Facts About Blue Whales
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1. A blue whale calf can be up to 26 feet long and weigh almost 4000
pounds, making it the 2nd largest baby in the world behind Donald Trump.
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5 comments:
Uhh....
My first thought?
WTF?... about every three seconds.
My second thought?
Several people had to get together and put alot of effort into producing that video.
On Purpose.
:)
Good post.
James
Thanks for this post, it's hilarious.
Is that a dub of Bony-M the 80's hit German group? :-) Oh for Vienna calling...
That was one of my favorite songs back in high school! 'twas a great dance tune at the clubs.
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