Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Nigh Perfect

Tam cottoned me onto what may be the MOST perfect semi auto zombie gun. From Lakeside Manufacturing. A belt fed .22 upper for you AR rig. All you need is a bunch of spare magazines and 100 worth of ammo. Here are a couple pictures from their site:




Tam is right. That gun would be awesome fun and the covet-juices are flowing.

With the silencer you'll attract fewer zombies to the Mall you have fortified and are holed up in. And if you already have a LOT of zombie heads to pop, well, you have the ammo to do so. I wonder how long the belts last until they wear out? With some spares, a .50 cal surplus can full of loose .22, a secure rooftop location, and a couple helpers to do reloads of belts you can decrease the horde by 1000s in a short afternoon.

6 comments:

Frozen said...

Only major problem...the pile of bodies. That many could be enough of a pile for them to climb up. Instead or in addition, some accelerent and a few road flairs may help by reducing the dead to ashes...

Laughingdog said...

"With the silencer you'll attract fewer zombies to the Mall"

What? Don't you know anything? With The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z available at Amazon, there's no excuse for not knowing that gunfire isn't nearly as effective at drawing zombies as their moans are.

It will take a lot more than a silencer, especially on a .22, to help you survive the zombie invasion, and you don't stand a chance if you can't be bothered to do the proper research.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Follow Brooks' advice and you'll be a corpse-snack in a trice!

frank graham said...

howdy,
first time reader, first time commenting....
did you mean to put "shottist" on your headline? did you mean "shootist"?
apologize if you did, hope it helped if you didn't.
rainmanindaytonabeach

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Shottist is the preferred term by Jeff Cooper, so that's why I chose that wording.

Stretch said...

"Happiness is a belt fed weapon."
Whether it's a .22 or .50BMG.