Monday, September 19, 2016

Life Hack

"Oh my God there is a guy shooting a gun, shots fired shots fired"

Here's a little tip if you find youself in a similar situation, being just some guy and not responding officers or a cornered by a bad guy:

Make like a tree and leave.

Don't start up video on your cellphone.

None of those bullets may be aimed at you, none may have your name on it. But one of them might come right through that office window with a "To Whom It May Concern" and plug you right in the eyeball.

"Shots fired, I seen it!"


Don't walk down the MIDDLE of the street toward the shooting, either.

"Oh my God you hear that bang?"



New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

He sells Cornholes.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

You know, the bean bag game? That's his FB site.

Marty said...

That guy is just begging to be car jacked.

Murphy's Law said...

Nothing like making it harder for the police by providing yet another distraction and obstacle as they try to end the problem.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

'Shots fired!' You are supposed to say that. He learned that on Teevee.

Windy Wilson said...

The proper response is to take a powder. Gone-a-rooney. Blow this taco stand.

Perhaps too many people still believe that video footage like this will be valuable to some TV news agency.
Nope, $500, dude, and if the city blows up a la Rodney King, that's on you for a mere $500, a "mess of pottage" to the moguls who run the media.