Ding Dong

So, apparently, my doorbell's batteries died. 

How do I know this?  I ordered Chinese food and the guy had to call me in order to say he had arrived. 

3 D-Cells later, up and running.  Hmmm.

I must have missed a lot of solicitors from before because they ring it every day it seems now.

Well, I happen to know a good solution and easy way to return to bliss.

And Census takers should be nosing around sometime soon...